Would be achieved a lot faster if diplomacy went according to the short story/performance by one of my classes today, in which Obama and Lee Myung-bak met in a club and performed a dance battle to this song:
Where the line ‘boom-shaka-laka’ was replaced with ‘boom-bam-Obama’ and ‘boom-Lee Myung-bak-a.’ Obvs.
(ps. could someone please tell these guys that the 90s called, and they want their slang back? and also drag queens, and they want their stylists back? jk. too mean on that last one.)
After the dance fight the world leaders settled their differences peacefully. Take note, GOVERNMENT. Also, MIDDLE SCHOOLERS.