Quick update on those boars: they’ve returned. And this time, it’s personal.

JK. But seriously, We got another email a few days ago:

The wild boars have come back.  If you exercise or hike around the Village, please bring an umbrella which you can open and close to scare them off if they cross paths with you.

An umbrella? yes. Because nothing frightens undomesticated porcines like the threat of being covered in case of rain. it’s wild boar kryptonite.

(Update about the 10k coming soon! I survived, obviously, but I can’t wait to give you all the details. Especially the one about my underpants.) (Hi, mom.)